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Having never seen this sort of service offered on a billboard before, anywhere, this billboard was an eyecatcher, located on I-121 in Haltom City, one of the D/FW Metroplexes mid-cities. The associated website, mentioned on the billboard, informed, among other pieces of information, that... "We serve all cities in the area bordered by Austin, Huntsville, Wichita Falls & Abilene, Texas; Shreveport, Louisiana; Texarkana, Arkansas; & Oklahoma City, Oklahoma..."
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Skinnydipping in a pool is one thing. |
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Perhaps when you are done shopping in the nude the place to go may be Shreveport and Bossier City where apparently Louisiana casinos have a different type slot machine than those available in Nevada. This billboard is visible on I-20, south of Dallas. It likely won't be visible for long. |
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Driving at I-30 freeway speeds, it was not easy to ascertain what this was suggesting. Speed blurred what looks to be a poodle into what seemed possibly an example of Texas Big Hair. Which actually would make a more effective ad for the Fort Worth Zoo. |
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The D/FW Metroplex has the world's highest per capita number of strippers, thousands of them. And the world's highest per capita number of what are called, in Texas Speak, "Gentlemen's Clubs". These clubs are where the thousands of strippers work. |
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This may be an anti-Bush political sign from the last election. |
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Along with "Hair Today, Thong Tomorrow" the above billboard is one of the tackiest viewable in the D/FW Metroplex. |
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In Texas you are close to Central America, so you see places advertised on billboards which you don't see advertised on billboards further north. |
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No idea what this slogan is supposed to mean, except that apparently it is intended to cause one to want to drink beer. The mountain biker being Wild on Texas seems to make sense, except mountain biking and beer don't mix well. |
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Texas Brag? Don't know. Having seen this new roller coaster it appears that it is possible it could be the greatest thrill on earth. If roller coasters are what thrills you. |
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More Texas Brag? Don't know.
World's Largest Subway Sign! |
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